Have you ever taken a picture and thought man I nailed that! Only to review the picture and see you look like a potato?!
Welcome to the Potato Diaries.
Yes, even with a professional photographer, a full face of make-up and extra dry shampoo, I still manage to look like a dufuss in some pictures! (I do my own make-up but obviously I take little more time on it for shoot days.)
Join me in laughing at my own expense!
This photo is from my Gameday Pt 2 blog.
I was at the hospital with my mom while my dad was back in surgery for his double knee replacement. As I was going through this series of photos my mom told me a story. Apparently, when I was little I asked her if our mailman was Jesus. When she finished the story I looked back at my computer and this picture was up and I wondered if I had been this dumb my entire life and just realized it.
This is not a professional photo, just a snap I asked Chris to take in San Diego.
But what the hell am I looking at?! IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE, IT’S JUST THAT I’M A DUMBASS.
I like that outfit tho!
Again, not a professional photo just me trying to be glamorous, but also looking like my ass ate a planet.
What the hell is yew doing?! No ma’am, you need to stop all that.
Do better Lyv, do better.
I really was trying my best here, in my mind this looked totally different.
Full blown baked potato. Also, I got stuck in this romper once and had to rip myself out of it. Had to have the zipper sewn back in. Desperate times in the streets!
This picture just really makes me laugh because again, in my mind J Beck and I were doing the same and I nailed it.
I look like a giraffe stuck in a yoga pose that 37% resembles a split. This is a lunge not a split.
Thank u, next.
Laura told me to fake laugh…
then she said ok dats tew much huntayyy, bring it back a touch.
This is me hollering at a fake person at my fake gameday party.
Kewl story bro!
I loved this setup for the subject, Laura really helped me with the staging process for this series.
I moved both dogs to the other side of the pool so they wouldn’t be in the shot.
HELLOOO, they walked right back over, Jax is peeing behind me and Otis is licking excess water from around the hot tub.
K tank yew dogs.
In closing please enjoy me staring at the back of my teeth!
Until next time, being a potato rocks.
-Lyv
